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TOP 10 BABY NAMES GUARANTEED TO GET YOUR KID BEATEN UP!
By MARK MILLER
THE NATIONAL Research Institute has just completed its annual survey of elementary and junior high school playground fights and is making public its finding of the 10 names kids have who are most frequently beaten up by their classmates! Please avoid:
DICK -- Avoid giving your children a slang name for male or female genitalia.
GAY or GAYLORD -- Would you name your child "Homo"?
FANNY -- Please don't name your daughter after the human butt.
TUCKER -- Stay away from names that obviously rhyme with curse words that could be used
against your child.
WOLFGANG -- Other kids don't care about your Medieval German background; to them, it's just plain weird.
ROSEPETAL HUMMINGBIRD -- Your hippie brain of spiritual wonder won't fly with today's first-graders.
HARRY -- Especially if the child's last name is Cox, Beaver or Peters.
PRECIOUS -- Any name that's a compliment, especially a delicate one, is practically like holding up a sign saying "I dare you to hit me."
ADOLPH -- What's wrong, were "Osama" and "Saddam" already taken?
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| Day 19 |
[22 Jun 2005|12:00am] |
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Im so excited, Rasha gets back in 3 daysssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!
BSB in 31 days!
PBC is going strong!
word life.
Everybody who hates alicia...(and I know you do)...please use my comment section to express said hatred.
that is all.
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| Day 14 |
[16 Jun 2005|12:47am] |
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Happy anniversary :*
wow, 34 months.
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!
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| Day 13 |
[15 Jun 2005|09:25am] |
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Sooooo... more than half way done :)
My dad said to me yesterday "you look like youre missing something" heh...imagine that!
its actualy making my physical apearance change. This past 2 weeks has been pretty rough without even talking to you for more than 3 minutes. I really miss you and i cant wait until i can hold you whenever i feel like GOSH! You probably dont know it yet, but we got 6th row seats to BSB thanks to alicia...youll be excited :)
well...its off to work to try and make the time go by. These days have been flying by, but it seems like an eternity since you left. I hope youre okay and that everything is good. I hope you dont meet any hot arab guys while your there, because you have a very worried boyfriend at home that cares more for you than anybody else youll ever meet in your life..i spend most of my nights in my room looking through our box and trying to fall asleep, but its hard without the "I love you's" and the "sweetdreams" I love you so much and i cant wait until you get back.
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| Day 9 |
[11 Jun 2005|02:05am] |
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I fucking miss you so bad. The time is going by fast though.
I love it when my parents get home at 2 AM drunk...and THEN go skinny dipping in the pool with the light on. love it.
somebody kill me.
My first BSB concert is comming up :) im excited. Im also apparently gay.
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| Day 4 |
[06 Jun 2005|11:27pm] |
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Well today sucked, with the exception of talking to Rasha for about 5 minutes, I miss her so much its so hard not even being able to talk to her. I was supposed to go bowling with everybody from OG, I think they canceled it because they wouldnt let anybody drink since Darden was paying for it...cuz nobody showed up, so I went to Denny's by myself and stuffed my face in disgust.
Only 19 more days. *sigh* this sucks.
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| Day 3 |
[05 Jun 2005|01:30pm] |
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Long nights, its been 3 days since I even talked to you...I hope youre there and everything is okay. It's weird not talking to you before i go to bed. I havnt been sleeping well. Im bored, and lazy, and unmotivated. Hopefully work will make the time go by faster. I hope youre having fun, I love you -= *
byebye.
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| Day 2 (cont.) |
[04 Jun 2005|10:50pm] |
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Okay, you can come back now.
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| Day 2 |
[04 Jun 2005|07:09pm] |
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So it's been a whole day with no contact with Rasha. I don't think its gonna be as hard as we thought it would be. It still sucks, dont get me wrong, but I think it can be done. But then again, this IS only the first day--we still have 21 more to go. Im bored out of my mind...I really miss her, I want her back.
I guess I'm gonna go play some DDR...
Being alone sucks.
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| Day 1 |
[03 Jun 2005|11:02pm] |
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Last night was amazing, I can't wait until that can happen whenever we feel like it.
But...
Rasha left today. What do I do now?
Without her, i'm honestly nothing. I hope shes safe...her plane lands in about an hour. I bet shes tired. *sigh* the 25th better come quickly.
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| Today was definatly frosted flakes. |
[25 May 2005|02:28am] |
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So Alicia, Eryn, Natalie, and Rasha came to pick me up at about 1:45 today to go to the concert. We stopped at Chic-A-Fil for lunch, and we had a lot of drinks...thank god Rasha has cup holders between her legs. The drive there wasnt bad, we got there pretty fast cuz we drove in the car-pooltunnel lane and almost listened to Jennifer Jopez. Eryn saw the biggest bus ever...all I saw was a train. So, we get to the concert and everybody was all on my nuts trying to crinkle my ticket, which was initialy fun, but it went too far when mine ripped.
Our seats werent horrible, we could see everything. Thank god i had a guy sitting next to me, cuz i woulda felt strange if it was a girl.
First act was the Pussycat Sluts...they sucked, thankfully they only had 2 songs...
Then Gavin DeGraw sang, and he was pretty decent...I never heard any of his stuff before, but hes pretty good.
BSB came on 3rd? i guess they had somewhere to go, cuz that seemed a bit strange to come on so early. they fuckin rocked my socks off, and i think im a fan for life now. I seriously screamed like a 12 year old girl the whole time. I cant wait til the next BSB concert.
Then I wanted to kill myself for the next act. Jesse Mcartney was by far the worst act of the night. His mic was off for half of his first song, I wish it woulda stayed off for his whole set. his voice is beyond annoying. Just when I thought it was over...he HAD to wiggle his legs one more time...I see a big future for this kid. I wanted to shoot my ears off...
Simple Plan was next, and they were awesome, I just wish i knew more of their songs. They really picked the pace back up after that shithole Jesse fucked up the momentum.
Mario rocked out, he can really sing his ass off. His arm is almost more amazing than he is. Mario's arm + purple lights = (_(_)////D~
Gwen Stafani really pumped everybody up. She really had a marching band on stage with her. Really good performance.
Ryan Cabrerra was good, hes so talented, he can sing, play guitar, beatbox, and play drums...Im growing my hair out to match his, cuz i love the way it looks. I just hate him cuz he dates Ashley Simpson, and I hate her almost as much as I hate...nevermind.
Ciara was last and by this time, i was so tired, i couldnt even do the boston shuffle, nevermind the 2 step. go cee-cee go cee-cee go.
ride home was long. rasha said coochie-flem, eryn coughed a lot and kicked me in the face a lot, natalie sang BSB songs, and alicia tried to eat beef jerkey from her vagina.
all-in-all I couldnt think of a better way to spend a tuesday night than with these people. thanks for inviting me, I know you probably had some worries that I wouldnt be fun, or 'into it'...but I think you all realized that I can be one of you guys too, and not just 'Rasha's boyfriend.' just give me a chance :) I hope to have a lot more of these times with you guys, im really thankful i have all of you in my life.
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| Hmmm...I thought I did better. |
[17 May 2005|12:00am] |
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Degrassi Fanatic!!!
You scored 98! |
| You love Degrassi... almost as much as me! If that's even possible!!! You know all about everyone's love lives, family lives, and extra-curricular activities. The world would be better off if there were more people like you! |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on PantherPoints |
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| Whatever It Takes |
[10 May 2005|11:04pm] |
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I got accepted to UCF today :) Wewt, i move August 10th.
So yeah, I have some serious new obsessions...
1. Rasha
2. Degrassi: The Next Generation
3. WWE
4. DDR
5. Super Monkey Ball
...That is all.
Take the quiz: "What Degrassi Character are You?"
Spinner
You are Spinner. Fuckin' Fatty!
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| Las Vegas or Bust... |
[30 Apr 2005|02:46pm] |
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So I went to Vegas for my 21st bday--probably the worst vacation ive been on. I felt out of place there because im
1. not ugly.
2. not old.
3. not asian.
4. not rich.
So pretty much my entire week was spent wandering the streets ov Vegas alone hoping not to get mugged, or pick-pocketed...i had $1000 to blow on anything while I was there, but learned quickly that they didnt build these beautiful botels and casinos so that they can give you money...so I decided not to gamble (donate) any more of my money. So I came home with $700 that I never spent. Pretty sweet.
Rasha, Alicia, Eryn, and Natalia came to the Orlando airport to meet me which was sweet of them <3
bad news was...since i went with them to drive home insted of going my parents...I ended up having to drive myself home in Eryn's car because her and Alicia were gonna hang out. Wouldnt have been so hesitant if I wasnt so fucking tired and if my head wasnt pounding.
To top it all off, my luggage got lost--it never made it on the plane in Las Vegas to come home...
all in all, the best part was getting home, the smell of my house was never more anticipated than it was last night.
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[13 Mar 2005|01:36pm] |
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You Know You're Addicted to DDR When...
You buy a pair of shoes / trainers specially for playing DDR.
You start taking a change of clothes with you to the arcade. So that you have a fresh T-shirt to wear on your way home instead of being drenched in sweat.
You only stop playing due to onset of cramp in your legs.
You carry on playing despite having cramp in your legs.
When everyone else sings "Boom, Boom". You say "Mighty fine dollar" instead of "I want you in my room"
People think you have a stutter when you talk about the game.
You dress in the exact same outfit like the characters dancing on the screen in the background all the time.
You have at least 10 mats for the Playstation in case one breaks.
You steal the panels from the arcade and try to attach it to the playstation so you don't have to play with the controls or buy / use those crappy mats.
You try to find all DDR on icq just to increase your icq list numbers and then brag about how you know all the DDR people in the world.
The local DDR arcade is now into the bottle water business.
You ask your new boyfriend/girlfriend "Have you ever been mellow"
The local arcade now has a private room with a DDR machine just for you.
You vote for your favorite DDR song on your national top 30 song on the radio.
Your personal ambition is to be a butterfly.
Your way of getting to know people is by dancing with them.
You dance on your hands.
You have ripped 14 pants trying to street dance (playing with hands and feet)
You have, through MAJOR alterations, managed to make your DDR mat at home exactly the same as the one in the arcade... down to the plastic arrow your swiped from your neghbourhood arcade...
You refuse to wake up from your sleep every morning to go to school, because you dream that you have eternal credits in the DDR machine.
You find yourselve banned from your neighborhood arcade for spoiling 7 machines with your extreme dancing style.
People at the arcade start asking you to change their money instead of going to the operators.
You dance on the 2nd side of the machine, while player 1 is playing his own, single player game...
Songs that you used to dislike are good now, since they were featured in DDR...
You start to wear a white hat, one glove and grabbing you crotch a lot.
When seeing an attractive women in high heels, your first thought is 'how can she play in those'.
At the arcade, you have more entourage than Madonna, Britney Spears, and Beyonce all put together.
You see arrows when you close your eyes.
You see arrows regardless of eyes open or closed.
You tap away steps on your fingers regardless of where you are.
You start doing DDR steps, in the middle of nowhere, regardless of where you are
You have important work to do, but load up DDR or Stepmania instead for a "quickie"
You can name any song on any mix, and sing along.
You know what Delight Delight Reduplication and Diet Diet Revolution are.
You had most/all of DDR Extreme on your pc before it even came out.
You can remember the exact date when DDR Extreme came out.
You whistle DDR tunes
You have DDR ringing tones on your mobile.
You play DDR Music while you work on your PC.
You copy DDR Music to play in your car or on your mini/cd player
You have every single DDR game on your consoles
You are in love with one of the DDR background characters, and/or you can name them all.
You download DDR competition videos.
You have AAA'ed a Expert/Heavy song on the arcade machine.
You have mastered all the songs on doubles on any level.
You only play DDR at the arcade, no other game is interesting enough.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to DDR.
---- ITS SO TRUE! ----
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[18 Sep 2004|11:06pm] |
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Rasha blows my mind...shes my fantasy.
she is definatly the sexiest girl alive...ever.
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| Happy Birthday! :):) |
[14 Aug 2004|11:54am] |
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I hope your birthday goes well...i promise it will be a beter day.
i love you -= *
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[16 Jul 2004|07:11am] |
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Long night.
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[16 Jul 2004|04:24am] |
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| Sleep is overrated. |
[16 Jul 2004|02:30am] |
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i Cant sleep, and i feel sick. I think im hungry, but im not sure. Party tonight. hapy anniversary baby :*
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